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š Your client gifts sucked... now what?
Spoiler: You sent the same sh*tty thing at the same time as everyone else.

I know what youāre thinking. Youāre probably wondering why the heck youāre getting yet another newsletter you didnāt ask for. Letās address that elephant in the room now.
If youāre like me, youāve been added to someoneās newsletter after meeting them for the very first time. Annoying, right?
Personally, I spam and block immediately (without fail). They just clogged up my mailbox.
But the main reason you likely despised those newsletters is simple.
They didnāt help you achieve your goals.
In a word? It was all about THEM.
Fā that.
This gem-of-a-newsletter is different. Itās about you. Your needs.
Solutions to your problems.
Think of it like Dear Abbyā¦ except for your sales issues.
We publish your burning questions about improving sales so YOU benefit.
Now, letās dive into a question from my DMs last week
āļøYour questionā¦
š My company just blew a stupid amount of money buying clients and prospects Harry & David's gift baskets. Knowing that the personal touch matters, I signed each card myself and included a tidbit or inside joke no ChatGPT could ever duplicate.
And then? Crickets... I never even got a thank you from these people.
What can I do to make holiday gift giving pay off better as a business development tool?
-Suzanne R., VP of Sales from Traverse City, MI at a mid-sized sales consulting firm
šļøAnd away we go
To find out why your gift didnāt land, letās turn to an unlikely source of wisdomā¦
Madonna. šŖ©
The Material Girlās Advice š
The controversial star would make a great sales pro. She built an enduring career by personally connecting with millions. Unfortunately, sheād also probably upset HR over her outfits, but no oneās perfect, right?
When it comes to your gift giving, consider her advice in the song āExpress Yourself.ā
š¶ Long stem roses are the way to your heart but š¶
š¶ He needs to start with your head š¶
š¶ Satin sheets are very romantic š¶
š¶What happens when you're not in bed? š¶
What on earth does this have to do with Suzanneās query? Itās the same situation! Madonna desires suitors who stand out from the pack, just as your valued clients and prospects desire partners who rise above the noise.
Personal Touch Needed āØ
Turns out, the gift baskets were the problem. No offense to Harry & David! They make a great product. But Suzanne, your gift baskets probably sat next to four or five others in recipientsā offices. If youāre lucky, yours got shared by staff members who mentally thanked you. Most likely, though, it was regifted to Aunt Edna at the family Christmas party.

Either way, your gift made zero impact on the recipient. Worse, not only did the gift not stand out, but it was also delivered at the same time as everyone elseās.
This created a losing scenario.
Your gift andāmore importantlyāyour personalized message, is lost in a sea of noise.
Nowā¦ āThe Madonna Approachā
Letās consider how a Harry & Davidās basket might actually help you. Imagine if instead of sending a fruit gift basket during the holidaysāat the same time as your competitorsāyou did nothing.
Or more accurately, you waited.
Instead of being like everyone else, you choose the middle of February to send your token of appreciation. Thatās not all. Your note stands out. It reads: āHopefully your New Yearās resolution to be healthy is going strong. To keep it up, enjoy some delicious fruit from your friends at Suzanneās company.ā
The upshot? That same gift that bombed in December now sets you apart months later.
Even better, youāre more likely to get the recipientās attention and build on the relationship youāre working so hard to cultivate.
One More Take On This Idea š¶ļø
We once heard of a sports team that sent gifts to prospective partners. Like Suzanne, they werenāt getting the response they desired. Why not? They were sending their highest value prospects game tickets. That overture makes sense, but they were getting the same response as Suzanneācrickets.
The problem? š¤
All those tickets did their partners little good. Many already had access to luxury skybox seating.
Then the team dreamt up a new a plan to personalize gifts: why not make recipients feel like part of the team?
They sent bobbleheads of their partners in the teamās uniform listing them as āMVPs.ā
Prospects and clients called to rave about their gift. It became the gift that kept on givingāall throughout the year, translating into a sky-high ROI.
The point is, even if your company isnāt as sexy as a pro sports team, you can still be creative with your gift giving and your generosityās timing to stand out from the crowd.
And it will pay off for you.
Big time.
Before you go
Speaking of the holidays, we hope this insight gave you comfort and joy. Our goal is to help you increase sales. Also, unlike faceless corporate newsletters that puke up platitudes, we want to deliver you personalized value.
Thatās why we teamed up as a dynamic duo for our newsletter.
Continuing in the holiday spirit, if you have a burning sales question, reply to this email or send Ryan a direct note here.
Who knows? Maybe your question is the next feature.
And maybe with another pop cultural reference. There has to be some way to bring up Taylor Swift or Beyonce in our next installment.
Until next time! š
Elana and Ryan