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đ Your client gifts sucked... now what?
Spoiler: You sent the same sh*tty thing at the same time as everyone else.

I know what youâre thinking. Youâre probably wondering why the heck youâre getting yet another newsletter you didnât ask for. Letâs address that elephant in the room now.
If youâre like me, youâve been added to someoneâs newsletter after meeting them for the very first time. Annoying, right?
Personally, I spam and block immediately (without fail). They just clogged up my mailbox.
But the main reason you likely despised those newsletters is simple.
They didnât help you achieve your goals.
In a word? It was all about THEM.
Fâ that.
This gem-of-a-newsletter is different. Itâs about you. Your needs.
Solutions to your problems.
Think of it like Dear Abby⊠except for your sales issues.
We publish your burning questions about improving sales so YOU benefit.
Now, letâs dive into a question from my DMs last week
âïžYour questionâŠ
đ My company just blew a stupid amount of money buying clients and prospects Harry & David's gift baskets. Knowing that the personal touch matters, I signed each card myself and included a tidbit or inside joke no ChatGPT could ever duplicate.
And then? Crickets... I never even got a thank you from these people.
What can I do to make holiday gift giving pay off better as a business development tool?
-Suzanne R., VP of Sales from Traverse City, MI at a mid-sized sales consulting firm
đïžAnd away we go
To find out why your gift didnât land, letâs turn to an unlikely source of wisdomâŠ
Madonna. đȘ©
The Material Girlâs Advice đ
The controversial star would make a great sales pro. She built an enduring career by personally connecting with millions. Unfortunately, sheâd also probably upset HR over her outfits, but no oneâs perfect, right?
When it comes to your gift giving, consider her advice in the song âExpress Yourself.â
đ¶ Long stem roses are the way to your heart but đ¶
đ¶ He needs to start with your head đ¶
đ¶ Satin sheets are very romantic đ¶
đ¶What happens when you're not in bed? đ¶
What on earth does this have to do with Suzanneâs query? Itâs the same situation! Madonna desires suitors who stand out from the pack, just as your valued clients and prospects desire partners who rise above the noise.
Personal Touch Needed âš
Turns out, the gift baskets were the problem. No offense to Harry & David! They make a great product. But Suzanne, your gift baskets probably sat next to four or five others in recipientsâ offices. If youâre lucky, yours got shared by staff members who mentally thanked you. Most likely, though, it was regifted to Aunt Edna at the family Christmas party.

Either way, your gift made zero impact on the recipient. Worse, not only did the gift not stand out, but it was also delivered at the same time as everyone elseâs.
This created a losing scenario.
Your gift andâmore importantlyâyour personalized message, is lost in a sea of noise.
Now⊠âThe Madonna Approachâ
Letâs consider how a Harry & Davidâs basket might actually help you. Imagine if instead of sending a fruit gift basket during the holidaysâat the same time as your competitorsâyou did nothing.
Or more accurately, you waited.
Instead of being like everyone else, you choose the middle of February to send your token of appreciation. Thatâs not all. Your note stands out. It reads: âHopefully your New Yearâs resolution to be healthy is going strong. To keep it up, enjoy some delicious fruit from your friends at Suzanneâs company.â
The upshot? That same gift that bombed in December now sets you apart months later.
Even better, youâre more likely to get the recipientâs attention and build on the relationship youâre working so hard to cultivate.
One More Take On This Idea đ¶ïž
We once heard of a sports team that sent gifts to prospective partners. Like Suzanne, they werenât getting the response they desired. Why not? They were sending their highest value prospects game tickets. That overture makes sense, but they were getting the same response as Suzanneâcrickets.
The problem? đ€
All those tickets did their partners little good. Many already had access to luxury skybox seating.
Then the team dreamt up a new a plan to personalize gifts: why not make recipients feel like part of the team?
They sent bobbleheads of their partners in the teamâs uniform listing them as âMVPs.â
Prospects and clients called to rave about their gift. It became the gift that kept on givingâall throughout the year, translating into a sky-high ROI.
The point is, even if your company isnât as sexy as a pro sports team, you can still be creative with your gift giving and your generosityâs timing to stand out from the crowd.
And it will pay off for you.
Big time.
Before you go
Speaking of the holidays, we hope this insight gave you comfort and joy. Our goal is to help you increase sales. Also, unlike faceless corporate newsletters that puke up platitudes, we want to deliver you personalized value.
Thatâs why we teamed up as a dynamic duo for our newsletter.
Continuing in the holiday spirit, if you have a burning sales question, reply to this email or send Ryan a direct note here.
Who knows? Maybe your question is the next feature.
And maybe with another pop cultural reference. There has to be some way to bring up Taylor Swift or Beyonce in our next installment.
Until next time! đ
Elana and Ryan